I looked up posting my nice card of the month and there was something on my couch. I thought it was a toy at first. It was some kind of animal. Dead I'm hoping. It seriously cheeped me out. Next thing I know I'm in my kitchen. The dead animal now has my living room. My phone is in my living room.
What the hell??? How can I call someone if it has my phone? I ran in quick like a bunny to get my phone and Scooter is on the couch with that thing. I must have yelled "NO," really loud because the next thing I know... the dog was hiding in the bedroom.
Thank God, I have a neighbor finally. He was very kind and came over with gloves and a bag. Your basic dead critter removal gear, I guess. He calmly says its just the back half of a really dead squirrel. I'm standing on one foot in my kitchen making facing and trying to say thank you to this nice young man. I owe him big time now!!!